Homer simpson souns files


















They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! You wanna drink another woman! Beer bring pain! Yours truly, some bozo. I'm gonna use all the power of my brain. I'm gonna call the newspapers, the TV stations, the gas stations — everybody!

Good night. I'm getting a computer! Where's the 'Any' key? The computer's starting. D'aohh, ah, hell with this! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! You do your own dirty work! I don't like the sound of that! That's enough. Who needs that? I'm never going to England. And you should be too! This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's comet collided with the Moon. Hehehehe " " I asked for ketchup!! I'm eatin' salad here!

Well, I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy. I'm gunna go right downstairs, unfold the couch I hate when people do that!!

My cookie!!! All hollering, all the time " " But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky " Homer, do you have any plans for after graduation?

Uhh, here's a good one. Pull my finger Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no! Then, I will hug some snakes. Yes, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!!

Now that's sarcasm! They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use " " C'mon you stupid fish, take the bait!!

Don't make me come down there! Pretty cool way to keep your pants up eh? But first I'm going to have to ask you to leave " You want trouble? You're gunna get trouble. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one!!

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another one! If it were up to you all we would ever do is work and go to church " " Mmmm, 64 slices of American Cheese " " Aggh!

I mean, Ahlo " " I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again " " Oh no! Boogey Man!!! April fools! I've been keeping that carton of milk next to the furnace for six weeks! Your money's happiness is all that money's " " Son? This is Mrs Burns. I just called to say I don't love you On my vacation away from workey " " Marge, can I go outside and play?

Water, water everywhere, so let's all have a drink " " How was jerk practice boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees?

And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? I'm just calling to distract you while we re-posses your plow Rust I tell ya!!! Uh-huh, uh-huh, listen, shut up for a second " " Sugar, do do do do do. Awww honey, honey It's what separates us from the animals!

Get yourself another patsy man Eww slimy! Aww, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut For fun? Well, I didn't hear anyone laughing, did you? I hope I didn't brain my damage " " Eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding Well what about me Marge? He has to push the sanctity of marriage or his god will punish him " " Got it Barn? Jump with all your might! I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!! I wanna explore the world!

I wanna watch TV in a different time zone Wait a minute, why did it take you so long to answer? Without a strong male presence in the house you could turn sissy overnight! Oh these stubborn grass stains " " Mmmm, slanty " " I saw this a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping it's speed over 50, and if it's speed dropped, it would explode How could you?!

Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons in church? Captain what's-his-name? I want it all. The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles



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